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Hi, my name is Jonathan Denard McNeair and I grew up in Lexington, North Carolina, also known as Pig City...Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha...The town is mostly known for its barbeque where they often throw barbeque festivals every October. In my chosen career, I am a self-published author of fiction.

Tuesday, July 12, 2011

Movie Review: Urban Legend

This was actually an interesting take on the "scream craze" that generated during the late 90's. After the success of I Know What You Did Last Summer, There have been many tired copycats along the way, with the exception of this one, though. Urban Legend is not just your regular by-the-book slasher. You may think yeah it's just another teen horror film but with a intelligent idea of having the murders be based on Urban Legends. I mean that is the name of the title right?
So Here's the story: Natalie Simon is shaken by her former high school friend Michelle's sudden death, who was found decapitated inside of her SUV, according to news reports. Most of her college friend's lastest topics are about frequent urban legends in which they study in their history major. All the while Paul Gardner, the school's journalist is investigating the Stanely Hall massacre that happened 25 years ago. Not long before the death of Michelle, a series of mysterious murders begin to haunt Natalie all around her. But there not just any killings, These murders happen to be based on urban legends. So Natalie and Paul tries to figure out who's behind the murders before being written down on his(or hers) death list.
The acting is superb. Alicia Witt is a very smart and capable actress, which is a divine character trait. She is clearly the strongest actress in the movie. Jared Leto as Paul was good as always. Not only is he a great actor, he has the most dreamiest blue eyes, you couldn't help but root for him at the end. What really surprised me is Rebecca Grayhart. She has got to be one of the most charamastic pyschotic killers since Freddy Kruger(By the way, Robert Englund does have a cameo in the film). Not only that, but she has the most intense crazy eyes and has such raw emotion that her performance is almost believable. You could say it's a little over-the-top crazy but at least it's entertaining to watch. As for the rest of the cast, I really didn't care for Tara Reid. But she does seem comfortable being cast as the disposable blond bimbo.  Micheal Rosenbaum did okay playing the party animal jerk, it's just that his character was kind of wasted just like Tara Reid's.
The suspense scenes is pretty cringe-worthy, especially placed with the atmosphere of the movie with the creppy vibe in tow.
I know I should gave a more lengthy description of the plot but I'm kind of discreet about writing them just becuase it's has a lot of story in it. That gives bonus points for making it into a inventive slasher. The sole reason of me watching slasher films(or certain slasher films) is that it gots to have a story to follow with. Although the movie is sort of tame on the killings, it has a great story to keep the action going and the who-done-it mystery in focus.
My last word: It's an interesting take on the slasher genre with great performances from the leads. I'm not saying it's a classic but it's an entertaining film otherwise.

Tuesday, July 5, 2011

Hunk Of The Day: Ryan Reynolds

Now I present to you, the hunkest of the four Ryans. He has recently got out of a divorce from a known hollywood beauty and makes the most tantilizing superhero yet. And not to mention funny. A Funny, sexy guy is always a great package.....he is the one and only......

Ryan Reynolds. He is the most delicious canadian you see on the block. With those chocolate brown eyes, that lovely hair and those rock hard abs too hot to touch......*sigh* heaven......let me proceed......


BAM! It's also in black and white which makes the image mysterious and sexy.....there's more where that came from.....



He's amazing.....I got them all posted after this....


He has very divine features to those biceps to that unforgettable body......


This makes me wanna buy any magazine cover he's been in....especially this down here.....


Wet and wild! Whew!

I hope you enjoyed that fine slideshow and hopefully I would love to see more of his hot body in the furture. And have I mentioned that he's single? Ladies get your chance cause he's off the market!

Monday, July 4, 2011

Hunk Of The Day: Ryan Phillipee

Oh Boy, You were just waiting for this hunk to be on this list. and now he is. He is the ex-husband of one of my favorite actresses. And he's also one hot DILF. He is none-other-than......

Ryan Phillipee. I just have to say to Amanda Seyfried, Why did you let this one go? I mean he has a hot body, the cutest blue eyes I ever seen, and those lips. You can't turn down those luscious lips of his. Let me showcase.

Merry Christmas to me!

A man always have to look good in a suit. You wanna see the hot shirtless pics? Okay, here it goes.....


Gotta admire the abs.


The Black and White Photo just make him more sexier.....but just wait to see these goodies......


Shirtless guys with cowboy hats...that is all...*sigh*

It's always hot when a guy have a nice walk on the beach....shirtlessss!


100% precent man candy! I would love to show you the close up!

Oh yeah, that's right!


So I'm gonna say Good Luck to Reese Witherspoon, Abbie Cornish And especially Amanda Seyfried. Cause This Hunk right here is one fine piece of ass!

Hunk Of the day: Ryan Kwaten

Hello my little readers, I am presenting you yet another addition to our Hunk Of The Day Special: The Four Ryans. This fine peice of speciman is from the down under and you might know him from a particular show that involve vampires. This handsome australian is........

Ryan Kwaten. Boy, Does he make one sexy angel! Oh and check out his boner. Classic pic. Oh and not to mention his ass in those True Blood episodes.

That body is amazing! You know he actually reminded me of a guy I was once with....no comment. Wait there more artisic photos of this irresistable hunk.




Gorgeous, just gorgeous but just wait and see this. You might have a hormonal combustion....


You're just begging for that towel to be dropped.


You gotta love that ass!


There's only one thing to say...Australian men are so hot, they make my legs quiver. ESPECIALLY this one!

Monday, June 27, 2011

Hunk Of The Day: Ryan Gosling

Now to present one of the four Ryans in our special of the Hunk Of The Day Combo. I just can't get over how gorgeous this guy is. Not is he super-hot, his devestately talented. and Good looks and Talent is a very unique package....

*sigh* Talk about dreamay! Wait there's more.....

He looks classic in black and white.


You gotta love him in suits...

Now on to the shirtless pics. I know you been waiting for that....


mmmm......

I hope you enjoyed eyeing his wonderful hunkness because I sure did.....

Sunday, June 26, 2011

Hunk Of The Day: The Four Ryans

Hi readers. Sometime this week, I will post some of the hottest hunks on the planets. and four of them have the same name. That's right. Ryan is certianly the type of name to remember.

Saturday, June 25, 2011

Movie Reviews: I Know What You Did Last Summer

There were many scream copy-cats during that time but this is profoundly the most memorable. For any of you who don't know this, it was based on a Lois Duncan novel of the same. The only difference is the violence is a bit tame compared to the movie. That's what makes this so interesting; a slasher movie that's based on a novel which will have a great deal of character development. Most slasher films have a hard time putting that into context. It may seem like the characters are cardboard cut-outs but it's deeper than that as they are haunted by the events of the story.
It starts out like this: Four friends, the smart girl, the beauty queen, the nice guy, and the jerk jock go for a little R+R in the beaches of North Carolina late one summer with a little alcohol in their system. They stupidly decide to drive very fast by the coast near by when suddenly they run over a prestedian, who turns out to be an innocent(or so it seems) fisherman who got off late from work. Out of desprate panic, the group get rid of the body by dumping it into a pier sinking it into it's watery grave. They vow never to speak of this again.
It's next summer after college, the smart girl, Julie James, just having got back from her studies, receives a letter that reads "I know what you did last summer." In a state of horror, Julie runs into her former friends of last summer, Helen: the beauty queen, Barry: Helen's jerk jock ex-boyfriend, and Ray: The nice guy and Julie's lost love. Together, they must figure out who is stalking them before getting hooked by the mysterious fisherman who may or may not be the guy they ran over on that fateful night.
The acting is pretty strong, especially for Jennifer Love Hewitt. This was actually the role that made her a star. Along with her sweet girl-next-door charm and her inner strength she brings into her character. Not to mention Sarah Michelle Gellar AKA Buffy The Vampire Slayer. She really put depth into her character to make her sympatheic because most dumb blondes in horror movies are vapid and shallow with little to no common sense. But Mrs. Gellar deconstructs this in such a way that it's almost sad to see her character get hooked towards the middle of the movie. Let me just say this, what really bother is how everybody in the movie says how horrible the actress look, however they still look like their beautiful glamorous selves. Now for the hot male cast. Woah boy. I gotta remember to focus on their talents before admiring their sizziling hot bodies, especially Ryan Phillipee's. We'll get back to that later. Freddie Prinze Jr. was really good. Of course, he plays the heroic male lead but with a sense of vunerability that hasn't been seen before in a male lead in a horror movie. Not mention to he has the most cuteset brown eyes in which it actually reminded me of a boy I had a hopeless crush on. No comment. Now as for the sexy, hot Ryan Phillipee, he's a real aggressive jerk in this movie. But even I was sad when got hooked. He was really convincing, not because of that hot body of his. It's because he was really good at his performance.
The suspense scenes are really engaging and cringe-worthy. May I remind you this is based on a novel. And probably some scenes in the book, match so well in the movie. This brings us down to the awesome chase scene with the fisherman and Sarah Michelle Gellar. This was hands down the most suspenseful part of the movie. When I first saw this(I was 7 by the way) I was at the edge of my seat.
The story really help flesh out the characters and mircalously make them sympathetic than most slasher movie stereotypes. You may think this your by-the-number slasher but once you look beyond that and go deep into the story. Or maybe even read the book, your call. You might have an instant 90's classic on your hands.
My last word: Highly suspenseful, highly entertaining slasher flick.