Monday, July 4, 2011

Hunk Of the day: Ryan Kwaten

Hello my little readers, I am presenting you yet another addition to our Hunk Of The Day Special: The Four Ryans. This fine peice of speciman is from the down under and you might know him from a particular show that involve vampires. This handsome australian is........

Ryan Kwaten. Boy, Does he make one sexy angel! Oh and check out his boner. Classic pic. Oh and not to mention his ass in those True Blood episodes.

That body is amazing! You know he actually reminded me of a guy I was once with....no comment. Wait there more artisic photos of this irresistable hunk.




Gorgeous, just gorgeous but just wait and see this. You might have a hormonal combustion....


You're just begging for that towel to be dropped.


You gotta love that ass!


There's only one thing to say...Australian men are so hot, they make my legs quiver. ESPECIALLY this one!

Monday, June 27, 2011

Hunk Of The Day: Ryan Gosling

Now to present one of the four Ryans in our special of the Hunk Of The Day Combo. I just can't get over how gorgeous this guy is. Not is he super-hot, his devestately talented. and Good looks and Talent is a very unique package....

*sigh* Talk about dreamay! Wait there's more.....

He looks classic in black and white.


You gotta love him in suits...

Now on to the shirtless pics. I know you been waiting for that....


mmmm......

I hope you enjoyed eyeing his wonderful hunkness because I sure did.....

Sunday, June 26, 2011

Hunk Of The Day: The Four Ryans

Hi readers. Sometime this week, I will post some of the hottest hunks on the planets. and four of them have the same name. That's right. Ryan is certianly the type of name to remember.

Saturday, June 25, 2011

Movie Reviews: I Know What You Did Last Summer

There were many scream copy-cats during that time but this is profoundly the most memorable. for any of you who don't know this, it was based on a Lois Ducan novel of the same. The only difference is the violence is a bit tame compared to the movie. That's what makes this so interesting; a slasher movie that's based on a novel which will have a great deal of character development. Most slasher films have a hard time putting that into context. It may seem like the characters are cardboard cut-outs but it's deeper than that as they are haunted by the events of the story.
It starts out like this: Four friends, the smart girl, the beauty queen, the nice guy, and the jerk jock go for a little R+R in the beaches of North Carolina late one summer with a little alcohol in their system. They stupidly decide to drive very fast by the coast near by when suddenly they run over a prestedian, who turns out to be an innocent(or so it seems) fisherman who got off late from work. Out of desprate panic, the group get rid of the body by dumping it into a pier sinking it into it's watery grave. They vow never to speak of this again.
It's next summer after college, the smart girl, Julie James, just having got back from her studies, she recieves letter that reads "I know what you did last summer." In a state of horror, Julie runs into her former friends of last summer, Helen: the beauty queen, Barry: Helen's jerk jock ex-boyfriend, and Ray: The nice guy and Julie's lost love. Together, they out who is stalking them before getting hooked by the mysterious fisherman who may or may not be the guy they ran over on that fateful night.
The acting is pretty strong, especially for Jennifer Love Hewitt. This was actually the role that made her a star. Along with her sweet girl-next-door charm and her inner strength she brings into her character. Not to mention Sarah Michelle Gellar AKA Buffy The Vampire Slayer. She really put depth into her character to make her sympatheic because most dumb blondes in horror movies are vapid and shallow with little to no common sense. But Mrs. Gellar deconstructs this in such a way that it's almost sad to see her character get hooked towards the middle of the movie. Let me just say this, what really bother is how everybody in the movie says how horrible the actress look, however they still look like their beautiful glamorous selves. Now for the hot male cast. Woah boy. I gotta remember to focus on their talents before admiring their sizziling hot bodies, especially Ryan Phillipee's. We'll get back to that later. Freddie Prinze Jr. was really good. Of course, he plays the heroic male lead but with a sense of vunerability that hasn't been seen before in a male lead in a horror movie. Not mention to he has the most cuteset brown eyes in which it actually reminded me of a boy I had a hopeless crush on. No comment. Now as for the sexy, hot Ryan Phillipee, he's a real aggressive jerk in this movie. But even I was sad when got hooked. He was really convincing, not because of that hot body of his. It's because he was really good at his performance.
The suspense scenes are really engaging and cringe-worthy. May I remind you this is based on a novel. And probably some scenes in the book, match so well in the movie. This brings us down to the awesome chase scene with the fisherman and Sarah Michelle Gellar. This was hands down the most suspenseful part of the movie. When I first saw this(I was 7 by the way) I was at the edge of my seat.
The story really help flesh out the characters and mircalously make them sympatheic than most slasher movie sterotypes. You may think this your by-the-number slasher but once you look beyond that and go deep into the story. Or maybe even read the book, your call. You might have an istant 90's classic on your hands.
My last word: Highly suspenseful, highly entertaining slasher flick.

Monday, June 13, 2011

Mystical Tides Part 3

Scene: Library
(Maddie is sitting in the library, reading Shakespere's Romeo and Juliet)
(In the dark shadows, a shadowy figure appears behind a bookcase, coming close to Maddison)
(Maddison can feel something crepping behind her. She turns around with a shocked look on her face)
(A wolf-creature dressed in clothes, is standing infront of her. Maddison drops into the floor, crawling back but the creature stands back in hesitation)
Wolf-like Creature: I didn't mean to frighten you.
(Maddison stumbles up, still shocked from fear)
Wolf-creature(extends his hand): I'm Lance
(Maddison hesitantly come close to his face and touches it slightly)
Maddison(softly): What are you?
(Lance gently takes her hand)
Lance: It's a curse
Maddison: A curse?
Lance: I feel in love with this girl who lived with this old hag. It was during the 17th century.
Maddison: you lived that long?
Lance: We have a short life expansion here in the magic relam.
So I thought I found my true love but it turned out she was in lust with me. She had over 45 men in her lust. The worst part was.....She got pregnant. She pointed the finger at me and that when the old hag cast the hex on me. Citing that no one will ever come close to my handsome face in the night.
(Maddison looks at him with understanding)
Maddison: In the night? So you're completely normal in the daytime?
Lance: Or at least in some points in the daytime
Maddison: Did you find any cure for this curse?
Lance(chuckles): Once I arrived here I asked Queen Sarosia for my help. But she said the only way to cure the curse is to find that one true love.
(Maddison and Lance look at each other in awkward silence and they begin to laugh softly)
Maddison: I stopped believing in fairy tales a long time ago.
(Maddison walks over to the bookcases and searches through the books)
Maddison(searching): I'm sure there's a book on curing hexes.......
(Maddison stops for a minute)
Maddison: You know what....
(Maddison goes over to face Lance)
Maddison: I suddenly don't feel nervous around you anymore.
(Lance smiles)
Lance: I'm glad you don't.
(Lance turns around towards his desk)
Maddison: Lance...
Lance: Yes....
Maddison: What happened to your former lover since then?
Lance: She had a miscarrage and lived the rest of her life as an old crone. Looking more and more of the old hag she used to live with. I pity her.
Maddison: I guess she had her true form.
Lance: Yeah....
(Lance lowers his head in thought)
(Maverick walks in, standing at the entrance)
Maverick: Hello Maddison
Maddison: Oh hi
Maverick: I see that you met Lance
(Maddison smiles at Lance. Lance smiles back)
Maddiosn: Yes.....Yes I have.
Maverick: I guess we should begin training....Kristen and Alex are waiting.
Maddison: I'll be there quickly
(Maddison goes up to Lance and holds his hands)
Maddison: Take care
(Maddison goes over to Maverick towards the entrance)
Scene: Garden
 
(Kristen is closing her eyes as she tries to think of something but opens her eyes and let out a tired puff)
Kristen: I can't do it
Maverick: Don't give up now. I know you have it in you.
Kristen: How do you expect me to glow?
Maverick: It's simple. try not to think so hard.
(Maverick comes behind her and holds her gently coming close to her ear)
Maverick(whispers): Think of something serene. Pleasant. Heavenly. Now close your eyes.
(Kristen closes her eyes)
Scene: Kristen's daydream
(A dreamy, smoky light surrounds a shadowy woman. She beckons out her hand)
Woman's voice: Kristen....Kristen....Kristen
Maverick's Voice: Kristen
(Kristen eyes snap open to reality)
Maverick: You're glowing
(Kristen's whole body is glowing with pure light. She looks at her hand in disbelief)
Kristen: Wow, I can't believe it.
Maverick: I think we reached our stepping stone.
Montage:
(Maddison is practicing chemistry while reading a special potions book)
(Alex is using her fire energy with her hand by flaming a bush. After this, she stares at her hand, not sure of her power)
(Kristen uses her telekinieis by floating books and cups around)
(Maverick is telling Kristen a story while she is somewhat fascinated)
Scene: Grand Entrance
(Kristen, Aunt Claudia, and Aunt Martha are walking at the Grand Entrance of the Castle)
Aunt Martha: I hope you're not still mad.
Kristen: I'm kind of over it.
Aunt Claudia: We only did it because we love you
Kristen: I understand now. Things must have been so complicated.
Aunt Martha: Come sit down with us, sweetheart......We try so hard to protect you from the evils of this world. But sometimes you have to face them on your own.
Kristen: What if I don't have it in me?
Aunt Martha: Honey, you have it in you, now. You just have to use that strength to fight the monster that we face everyday.
(Kristen hugs both Claudia and Martha)
Kristen(softly, tearfully): Wish me luck.
Scene: Library
(Maddison enters the room, looking for Lance)
Maddison: Lance? Are you there?
Lance's voice: I'm here
(Lance is hiding in the shadows)
Maddison: I just never seen what you look like in the daylight
(Lance comes out of the shadow to reveal a handsome-looking, blue-eyed, brown-haired young man)
Lance: You do now
(Maddison steps closer to him)
Maddison: Wow.....you look......
Lance: Human?
Maddison: Beautiful
(Awkward Silence)
Maddison(laughs nervously): I should've said that.
Lance: No, it's ok.
(Lance holds Maddison's hand)
Lance: Thank you
(The two of them look into each other's eyes, longly)
Scene: Bedroom
(Alex leans over at the balcolny, staring at the woods below. She sees a figure there, hiding behind a tree but it disappears)
Kristen: Alex?
(Alex turns around, a bit startled. Kristen stands at the door)
Kristen: What are you doing?
Alex: Just thinking
Kristen: Queen Sarosia wants us in the council in five minutes.....and Alex?
Alex: Yeah?
Kristen: You know I'm always here for you
Alex: I'm okay. Just go do whatever.
Kristen: I'll be in the Grand bedroom
Alex: Hey Kristen
(Kristen catches Alex's attention)
Alex(kindly): Thanks
(Kristen grins and exits to the door)
Scene: The Castle- Council Meeting
(Kristen, Alex, and Maddie are walking to a corner with each circle on the floor)
(Queen Sarosia stand in front of them, regally)
Queen Sarosia: This will be a tough road for you, girls. But for now, I'm sending you back to your mortal socitey where you should be. But I must warn you, eyes will always be watching. And trouble might find their way.(takes a moment) Take care, girls.
(Kristen looks at Queen Sarosia, warmly and waves her hand)
(Each of the girls hold their hands, glowing, forming a white light beneath the floor)
(Queen Sarosia is chanting)
Scene: The Summer's House-Kristen's Bedroom
(Kristen pops up from under covers as if she had woken up. She checks the time)
Kristen: Was that all a dream?
(Kristen hops out of the bed and race towards the stairs)
Kristen: Aunt Martha?! Aunt Claudia?!
(Kristen walks in the kitchen. There is a note on the refridgerator. Kristen reads it)
Note: We're staying at the magic relam for a while to run some errands. Now remember, be sure to look both ways. Danger could be headed etheir way. Only trust the ones that are by your side. Alex and Maddison will help you through.
Love,
Martha and Claudia
Kristen(to herself): So it wasn't a dream.
(Kristen studies a mug on the table and reaches her hand out. The mug istantly floats towards Kristen's hand)
(Kristen thinks thoughtfully. She then rubs her head)
Kristen: I gotta get ready for school
(She runs up the stairs)
Scene: Roverton High School
(Kristen walks at the front yard of the school to see Alex and Maddie, sitting out at the bench. She sits between them)
Kristen: Are you guys okay about this?
Alex: What do you think? Don't you think it's strange that we have to go to school with all this waving around in our heads.
Kristen: We just have to keep cool and not try anything drastic. If we don't know how to use our powers correctly, things can get out of hand quickly.
(Kelly is standing with a group of people. She looks sad. She see alex from afar and waves at her)
Alex: guys, I have to go for second.
(Alex walks over to Kelly, who has a serious look on her face. The crowd clears away)
Alex: What's wrong, Kell?
Kelly(trembling): It's Jared......he........he died in a accident.....I'm really sorry, Alex.
(Alex stared at Kelly, blankly)
(Kelly gives Alex a gentle hug)
Kelly: I'm really sorry, Alex.
Alex(trembles): Kell, Why won't we....talk about this later.
(Alex walks back over to front yard. Kelly looks over at Kristen and Maddie)
Kelly: What are you doing over there with them?
(Alex turns around and walks over to Kelly)
Alex: I'm just talking to them. Is there any harm in that?
Kelly(rolls her eyes): Alex, come on, they're freaks of nature.
Alex(angry): For christ sakes, Kelly! My boyfriend just died. Can you think about anybody but your goddamn self!
(Alex stroms over to Kristen and Maddie while Kelly stood there, stunned)
Kristen: What was that about?
Alex: Just your old regular high school bullshit
Maddie: Why won't we meet at the libarary to dicuss this later.
Kristen: Sure
(The girls went inside the school just as the bell rings)
Scene: Libarary
(Kristen, Maddie, and Alex are sitting at the table, discussing)
Kristen: Ok.....Let me put this all together now. So our parents must be descendents to the white soilders, which makes us some type of mythical conquest.
Alex: How can that be? We barely know how to use our powers
Maddie: There might be some unknown history about greek goddesses of the roman century. We might be connected to them somehow.
Alex: How is that possible?
Maddie: What we just experienced before all this........Things don't happen like that out of the ordinary. The way we just contribute our energy is a gift.
Kristen: I knew there was something.......odd about me. But not until just now. When I was about 10 or 11, I always thought someone was watching me....Like someone was protecting me from anything that's bad. Then one night I saw my mom in the mirror, all dressed in white. I just stared at her.....She beckoned(Kristen beckons and presses her hand on her heart) and once I came close to the mirror...She....She faded away.
(Alex sympatheically comforts Kristen)
(Close up on Maddie's face. A tear softly rolls down her cheek. She looks down)
Maddie(has her head down, choking with words): I would like to tell a story
(Kirsten and Alex catches her attention)
(Maddie lifts her head up, wiping away her tears)
Maddie: It was a cold november night....I was waiting for Matthew, the boy I had a crush on. This was when I was at my old school. I really didn't make any friends there.....but I thought that night was really special. Just walking with Matthew was sweet....(seriousiness in her voice) But then something happened.
Cut To:
(Flashblack: Matthew, a tall, athletic boy, is walking with Maddie, smiling. Then all of a sudden, he grabs both of her shoulders tightly. Two teenagers(one boy, one girl) come up behind her, wrapping a bag over her head. This is all in slow motion)
Maddie(voice over): All I can see was darkness from that point on.......
(The two teens tie up Maddie, hanging her hands up to a tree. They remove the bag over her head, laughing evily at her)
Teen girl(whispers in Maddie's ear): Maybe we should just leave you here
(Matthew and the two teens, walk out into the woods, leaving Maddie there, shaken and alone. Her glasses slip into the ground. All Maddie could see was a blurry vision)
Maddie(voice over): I thought I was gonna die a cold, cruel death. But then something happened......
(A flash of light glow over Maddie's cold stricken face)
Cut To:
Present Day-Libarary
(Close up on Maddie's eyes)
Maddie: Suddenly......I wasn't cold anymore. It was like a ray of hope shined down on me. Help was only a mile away, so I was safe. By the following week I had to change schools.
Kristen: I had a near death experience once. When my cuts got too deep(Kristen reveals two small visible scars on her wrist under her wrist band) all I could see was that blurry vision. Just one flash of light, everything was clear now. And my wounds heal quicker.
Alex: It's like all this was happening the whole time
(A mysterious figure slowly comes up to the girls, through the bookcases)
Mysterious Voice: Girls
(The girls stared up at him startled by his sudden voice)
(It reveals to Maverick)
Kristen: Maverick. What are doing here?
Maverick: We have to be at the Eastern Tower soon.
Kristen: You mean the historical site?
Maddie: That place is restricted. We're not allowed there unless it's visiting hours.
Maverick: There is someone special I would like to meet
Alex: You mean someone lived down there? All this time?
Maverick: Only temporary. There's not much to explain. Promise you'll be there around night.
(Kristen was about to say something but Maverick turned away towards the bookcases)
Scene: School
(Kristen heads out of the school throughout the crowd of kids, when she bumps into a hooded figure)
(The Scene turns into slow motion as the hooded figure stares back at Kristen, his face barely seen and continues on)
(Kristen stands there, feeling weirded out)
Cut To:
Scene: Pool Hall-Alleyway
(Adam is smoking a ciggarette, staring out at a bar across the street. He flicks his ciggarette, smooths his black leather trenchcoat and walks over to the bar)
(Adam enters the bar. He sees Kelly, sitting alone over to the corner, drinking a beer. She looks as if she had too much to drink. He sits besides her)
Adam(sauve, up close to Kelly): You look a little too young to be at this bar
(Kelly smiles seductively)
Kelly(flashes her fake Id): I always have my Id.
(Adam takes a look at it)
Adam: Looks kinda like you
(Kelly giggles)
Adam: Let's say we stop wasting time in this crummy old bar and have some fun
Kelly: I would mind that (takes a swig of her beer)
Scene: Pool Hall-Night
(Adam and Kelly arrive at the back door of the pool hall which was locked up in chains)
Kelly(slurring): What are doing here? This was closed down yesterday.
Adam: Don't worry, I can find us a way in.
(Kelly looks around the isolated area)
Kelly: I don't see how we can do this
(A sound of a large snap pops at the door)
(Adam opens the door)
Kelly: How....How did you do that?
Adam(dazzles his hands): I have magic fingers. come on, let's still the night away.
(Once they come inside, Kelly pulls off her denim jacket and grabs Adam into a deep passionate kiss until they fully go into a makeout session)
(Adam picks her up and puts her on a table, still passionately, kissing her and caress her body)
Kelly(between breaths): Show me what you got cowboy
(Once Adam kiss down on Kelly's neck, his eyes turn red. His fangs grow and it punctures deep into her neck)
(Kelly screams in pain and lust at the same time. As the fangs go deeper inside her neck, Adam pins her to the wall, hard)
Fade To Black
Fades to scene: Empty Streets/Alleyway-Night
(Alex walks throughout the streets and through the alleyway. Suddenly, a dark figure approaches in front of her)
Dark Figure(smoothly): Now, where would a girl like you go at this time of the night.
(Alex stands back, startled)
Alex: Who the hell are you?
(The dark figure come out of the shadows. It is revealed to be Ascatar)
Ascatar: Let's just say I'm an aquantince
Alex: Right.....Look, I have somewhere important I have to go.
(Alex walks past him and countines down the street)
Ascatar: What is so important you have to go to, Alex? We all don't know of our destiny.
(Alex stops and turns around, confused. She walks up to Ascatar)
Alex: Where did you come from?
Ascatar: don't worry.....You'll be seeing me around.
(Ascatar disappears into alleyway darkness)
(Alex stands there for a moment before continuing down the street, still confused about her encounter)

80's horror film reviews: Friday the 13th: Jason Takes Manhattan

Oh Boy. Well to be truthful, this wasn't as bad as I expected. Sure, the concept was all wrong. Half of the movie takes place on a boat for christsakes. It really dosen't live up the hype of Jason invading Manhattan until the middle and end of the movie.
So the real juice of the story begins with our final girl, Rennie who is going on a boat trip with her fellow classmates and her asshole uncle, only that Rennie has a secret phobia she's hiding. It's soon revealed she has a phobia of water and sees visions of you-know-who. So to get the story going, our last main survivors is Rennie, Rennie's love interest Sean, tough guy julian, kind-hearted teacher Ms. Van Deusen, and Rennie's asshole uncle, arriving in New York on a rowboat. So we soon find out that Rennie's uncle was the cause of her phobia when it is shown that he thrown her in the water when she was child, having nightmares about Jason ever since. But don't worry Jason taught him lesson. So Rennie and Sean are the only survivors in New York trying to outrun Jason in the city streets....I'll stop right there. The ending is too weird for me to write about.
The characters along with the acting was only ok. I thought Jessen Dagget was good because in my opinion, Rennie was such a complex character, having a connection to Jason. Which gives us a reason to make her our final girl. The male lead, Scott Reeves was good too. Here is yet another heroic boyfriend that takes things seriously like they should in these movies, especially if there's a killer on boat.
Speaking of boat, why the fuck is this movie set up on a boat? Who's stupid idea was this? I mean, the title says Jason takes MANHATTAN, not Friday The 13th: Boat Fright(stupid title I know). Why couldn't they just take a plane and then Jason's boat might appear on the New York peir or something. I mean that's just my suggestion. It wasn't necessary for the movie to spend half an hour on boat, knowing what's the title about. How stupid these execs can be.
Overall, it was at least watchable. But let me tell you something, if you think this is bad just wait until you watch Jason goes to hell. Now I would call that an abomination. So don't be sour about this one. At least it takes things in another direction.
My last word is: Just go with it. It won't hurt to watch it.

Sunday, June 12, 2011

80's horror movie reviews: Cutting Class

Do you see that gorgeous poster of Brad Pitt? And do you know he was in forgettable slasher movie called Cutting Class? Well here it is and I will give my review of this film in my humble opinion.
So the story is about Brain Woods, a troubled teen who just got released from mental hospital. When he first arrives at school, he meets and istantly has a crush on beautiful, popular Paula Carson but he dosen't realize that she already has a boyfriend in Dwight Ingalls. So here is the start of a love triangle, which also starts along with the killings. Dwight and Brain are the two main suspects in this and Paula is forced to believe which guy she'll trust. So there you have it, nothing really much on the plot actually. The three main characters aren't really that interesting. This movie does have a lot going for them, but ultimately wavers. As for the rest of the characters they are not at all likeable or important even. The dialouge at times can be a little mushy and have some scenes that are irrevelent to the film. As for the acting, Brad Pitt was ok as the heroic but superficial jock. This was he's first movie after all, so you at least got to give some props along with his smoldering good looks. Jill Schoelen was elioquent as always being the underrated actress that she is. She might be in the ranks with Jamie Lee Curtis as the top ten scream queens. Donovan Leitch was a little shaky. He was ok playing the sweet, sensitive type but when it came to playing a psycho killer, it just fell down from there. I wasn't convinced. But at least you can look at those steely blue eyes of his, that would plus. The story is like any teen drama set-up only spiced a little slasher on the side, which makes it ok to have a little character development along with the story to speed up the story. But that still dosen't make a good slasher movie. It's a very muddled when it comes down to it. Sometimes this tries to be a horror-comedy which is kind of ridiculous. The comedy is really not needed at times.
First I watched this on the internet, then I watched it a couple of times on the movie channels but that dosen't mean that this is my favorite movie. Because seriously there was nothing else to watch.
So my last word is: you can watch it if you want to, just don't expect anything redeemable.