Saturday, June 29, 2013

Hatchet 2




I just couldn't quite put my finger on this one. It does have high action, an informative(though bizzare) backstory, and an awesome performance from Danielle Harris, who is by far the best thing in this movie. But unfortuntely, it doesn't match up what was so great abou the original.
Here's the story: After the events of the first movie, Marybeth has survived Victor Crowley's attack. Grief-stricken, she goes to Reverned Zombie, a phony voodo practioner, who decides to help her find the dead bodies of her father and brother. Along the way, Zombie recriuts a group of hunters to track down Victor Crowely. Needless to say, the group is no match for the homicidal Crowely filling the Louisana swamps full of blood and guts on his trail....
The acting was alright for the most part. Danielle Harris, Kane Hodder, and Tony Todd were the only actors that had potential but the rest of the cast fell flat. I don't know if it was the script that had the characters badly written or the actors not doing a good job. I would rather go with both. But again, my full praise go to Danielle Harris. She really knew how to convey the emotional grief her character felt and pretty much develop her role without the script letting her. And so my kudos goes to her. The suspense fell flat for me and the deaths were pretty much predictiable because quite frankly, I didn't care who died. And just to add something to the mix, when you cast directors as actors, it's usually a love it or hate it thing. Wes Craven tried it in New Nightmare and he was...Alright. It wasn't his best acting debut but at least he was good. Now the directors in this movie trying the acting bug aren't quite AS good. John Carl Buelcher(Friday The 13th part 7) was okay in little cameo by death bit, however, Tom Holland(Child's Play) should've stuck with a cameo.
So It's not as thrilling nor Funny as the original but at least it's still watchable.
Last Word: Not particually the best sequel, though, quite entertaining.


Yet Another Long Delay

It's been such a long time since i've been here and now i'm back with two new reviews at hand. All this time i've been spending writing and going over my novels. You see writing novels isn't as easy as you think, you really have to make time for it. Between having a job, paying the bills, and also making next year's plans, there hasn't been enough time for this blog. So now i'm back with fresh reviews, though I may promise you, there will be another long delay, cause you know, i'm novelist, but don't worry, I will always come back and serve you delicious treats....l

Sunday, January 13, 2013

Movie Review: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation

This movie known for having the reputation of being one of the worst movies ever...but somehow, I found this actually watchable. Trust me, I've seen worst crap than this. And some people need to know that certain horror films aren't meant to be taken seriously. What I liked most about this movie is that it reminds of one of those over-the-top B-movies from the 90's I used to watch as a kid. Although it is a bad movie, it was quite an interesting watch.
Here's the story: Just a typical slasher movie plot. Two couples on prom night suddenly find themselves stranded after a terrible car accident. Though not for long, they soon become prey to leatherface and his canalblistic clan.
Renee Zellweger was at first a bit shaky, almost blending in with the other bad actors but halfway through the movie she surprised me with this powerhouse performance, playing a young woman that is literally trying to fight to survive. Matthew Mcconaughey was very chilling and would i like to call it 'creepy-sexy'. He actually made you believe he was a psycho killer, which makes him a good actor til this day. Toni Perensky is charming as the ditzy Darla. Her performance was so funny and endearing, you almost forget that she's in cahoots with a bunch of psychos. The rest of the cast aren't that great. They're just plain bad compared to Renee, Matthew, and Toni. But one thing I would like to point is the torture they put through on poor Heather. She might be an annoying ditz, but she didn't deserve the treatment that she endured.
Although there is no suspense to be found in this film, the one scene where Renee was walking through the deep dark forest was pretty intense. You would never know when Leatherface would pop out with his chainsaw.
Like I said the story is simple and clich├ęd. If you watched any other teen horror film, you would know the story by now.
Ok I will agree with most people that this movie is shit, but we have to understand that some horror films aren't meant to be taken seriously and this is one of the them.
My last word: bizarre, Outrageous, and Darkly Funny. This is the ultimate popcorn flick....good or bad.


Back For The New Year

Sorry for the long delay guys. I will update new reviews and messages as soon as i'll get this damn novel finished. But keep a look out will prep up just for the new year. So don't worry kiddies, I'll bring out a new bag of treats. :-)

Sunday, November 25, 2012

Hunk Of The Day: Chris Evans

The reason why this hunk tops the list is because he is a wonderful sight for sore eyes. I mean he's got it all gorgeous hair, beautiful eyes, INcredible bod. And he is also known for his good ole boy charm and patriotic stance. He is the luciously handsome and hunky.....

Chris Evans Aka Captin America. Wow, what a beautiful man. What a beautiful sexy man. He's like an oversize ken doll but more refined and buff. And when you're compared to a ken doll, you can't get any hotter than that but boy, he sure can be. Again, words cannot describe his sexiness and let me do the honors by showing his incredible and mean INCREDIBLE body of work.


Face of an angel


Gotta love the tie on him

He looks his best with full-on suit. Very smooth


So adorable


Look at all his beautiful colors


Sleep tight, sexy

He really looks good in flannel


You have got to love those eyes


In his brightest blue


Black and white. Oh la la.


Mmm, are those biceps huge or what?

Beard + Glasses= HOT!

As I present to you these amazing shirtless pics, I will be speechless along. Again, words cannot describe his defining bod. Here it goes.....

Not a shirtless pic but just right indeed!


Just desserts
JACKPOT!


Collage of sexiness!

He has such classically handsome looks. *Swoon* Those eyes, those lips and that body are just to die for. And you know what the real catch is....he's single and available. Yay! Though single or not, He will forever serve our country's appetite.

Hunk Of The Day: Chris Hemsworth

This Hunk is known for his great BODY of work and knows how to use hammer or an ax in his spare time. He is the truly hunky, the truly sexy and all around adonis.....

Chris Hemsworth Aka Thor. Look at those gorgeous eyes but there not his only main assets, he's got a body of god! and I would love, just LOVE to show his masterful buffness. And ladies, try not faint at your will....

Looks great in tux


He also looks smokin in denim


Those biceps are to die for



Oh such piercing eyes

Sexy and Mysterious

Wow, nice pecs

Finally, I will do the honors by showing you some mega hot shirtless pics, he is a prime A muscle hunk for sure.....


Ah, the open shirt shot. Priceless


Full on boxer bod


Almighty Thor indeed!


Surf's up!


Again, what gorgeous pecs


A view from down under


Beautiful. Just beautiful


TOTALLY Spechless

Words cannot describe how sexy this man is. He dosen't even have to try and be sexy which makes him even sexier! Let's just hope in the long run, that we keep oggling at this body from here on out...